I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist
If you haven’t seen this episode of Mythbusters I feel so bad for you because “What car?” remains to this day as a defining moment of my adolescence and my entire life
That was a near-religious experience
I made a gif of it for those of you who cant watch the video in your country. Or if you know you just want to stare at it mesmerized like me
LOVE the people who havnt seen saw and think it’s about haunted puppet murders like no that’s billy he’s just a little fella <3 the real killer is grampa cunt and his gang of evil milfs
i often think about that deep diving expedition where a toad was caught on camera at the bottom of loch ness
i wonder how he’s doing
god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner
that was the devil
can you fly my white ass to the moon so i can play among the stars
Hey weather app quick question what does “106% humidity” MEAN
Well that’s something crested geckos and I have in common then
Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results
Yeah actually I just discovered how to turn plastic into gold. Oh you want to know how I did it
Starts running away cutely
